Quarantine Procedures (Jack/Ianto, NC17) Aliens get them gratuitously naked, Jack makes them do it.

Tangles (Jack/Ianto, PG-13) Cleaning up alien invasions...and stilted conversations.

5 Times Dinosaurs Made Them Do It Doctor Who/Torchwood/Primeval/Firefly/SGA (Jack/Rose/Nine, Jack/Ianto, Nick/Stephen, Mal/everyone PG) Dinosaurs make them do it, and variations thereof.

Things we're not supposed to do (Jack/Ianto, PG-13) Rule Number 57, no using telekinesis to sexually harass the boss

Storeroom 15 (Ianto/Owen, R) Alien technology makes them do it.

5 Times Technology Has Endangered Torchwood (Various pairings, humour, PG-13) Fiddling with alien technology is bad...Jack tends to do it anyway, and he's a bad influence on everyone else.

Those Left Behind (Ianto/Owen, NC-17) Jack has been gone twenty one days, and Ianto suspects it's obvious in every inch of the hub.

Security Systems (Gen, humour - PG) The team discuss the security systems...unexpected things happen.

Torchwood Vs The Shopping Channel 1 (Jack/Ianto, humour, PG-13) The Torchwood team must recover alien technology being sold via the shopping channel.

Torchwood Vs The Shopping Channel 2 (Jack/Ianto, humour, PG-13) The Shopping channel is still selling things it shouldn't be

Torchwood Vs The Shopping Channel 3 (Jack/Ianto, humour, PG-13) The Shopping channel tries to take over the world.

Technological Experiments (Jack/Robot Jack, NC-17) Jack entertains his own robot duplicate.

Sensation (Jack/Owen PG-13) The world doesn't end, Owen reflects.

CCTV (Various pairings, humour, R) Jack gets the CCTV fixed, Jack watches the CCTV, Jack slowly goes mad.

Technicalities (Jack/Ianto, PG-13) In which there is bodyswapping

Customisation (Jack/Ianto PG-13) In which there is more bodyswapping

Employee Relations (Ianto/Owen, NC17) Communal showers, insect intestines, and another set of hands.

Dead Again (Jack/Ianto, humour, PG-13) Jack pretends to be dead

Query, Bees and Stripes (drabbles, PG)

Beetles, Slips and Smiles. (drabbles, PG)

Eaten, Hollow and Grave (drabbles PG-13)

Rhapsody in Green (Jack/Ianto, NC-17) Ianto drinks some wine, the world gets very strange.

Supermarket Schizms (Jack/Ianto, NC-17) The alien menace invades the local supermarket.

Action Heroics (CO Jack/Stephen Hart) Dinosaurs, always bringing people together.

Detente (Jack/Ianto/Owen, NC-17) Alien friendship ceremony? Or excuse to make the silly humans have sex?

Games (Ianto/Owen, NC-17) Alien games, cheating and alcohol

Technology, Touch and Expiry (drabbles PG)

Chains (Ianto/Owen, 12) Bondage...but not the fun kind

Cataclysm, Dark and Wrong (drabbles PG)

Requiem For The Dead (Gen, 12) Ianto knows you can't win all the time.

Biology Lessons (Jack/Ianto, PG-13) Ianto dies, only he doesn't, Jack's amused, Owen's confused.

Outside, Alarms and Lost (gen, PG, drabbles)

Missing (PG, gen) Jack seems to have gone missing

Overtime (various, R) There's a party, some amnesia and some bland aliens

Sensible (Jack/Ianto, PG)

Obedience (Jack/Ianto, NC-17)

Enthusiasm (CO Heroes, Ianto/Thompson, PG-13)

Oubliette (Tosh, Gen, PG-13) While house sitting Tosh is disturbed by noises from upstairs.

Pteradon Psychology (Gen, PG, drabbles)

The Law Of Diminishing Returns (Gen, PG-13) The Torchwood team follow a slippery alien assassin to a deserted shopping centre.

Persistence (CO/Captain Scarlet, Jack/Scarlet, R) Jack is persistent

Undertow (Ianto/Owen, NC-17) Everyone else has gone and Ianto doesn't care.

Learning Curve (CO/Being Human, Jack/George, PG-13) comment fic

Space Adventurers (CO/SGA, Ianto/Jack/John, R) comment fic

Skin (CO/Being Human, Ianto/George, PG-13) comment fic

Pink (Ianto/Ianto/Ianto, NC-17) comment fic

Explanations (CO/Numb3rs, Ianto/Colby, PG-13) Explanations and Tequila

Introductions (CO/Being Human, Owen/George, PG-13) Introductions and nudity.

Just Pretending (Ianto/Owen, R) Owen never gets to push like this, never.






Then and Now (Nathan/Peter, PG-13) Some things change, and some stay the same

Folding (Sylar/Mohinder, PG) Sylar cannot resist the opportunity to talk

Drive (Matt/Ted-PG) This was the least fun road trip, ever

Movement (Hiro/Ando-PG) Movements in space, and moments of stillness

Heat (Peter/Claire/Ted, PG-13) Control and public restrooms

Secrets (Peter/Claire, PG-13) It's just one more secret that no one can know

The One Where Isaac is Dead (Zombie!Isaac-PG) Zombiefication is almost never fun

Falling (Nathan/Peter, PG-13) A change in perspective, and priorities.

Subliminal Messages (Matt/Ted, PG) Ted plays 'bait the psychic'

Painted (Peter/Sylar, R) The paint's moving like it's alive, and Peter can't do anything but watch it.

In Pieces (Mohinder/Gabriel, PG-13) 'He wonders if Mohinder, with his sincere eyes and warm smiles, was one of the ones who made him suffer.'

Paper and Ink (Nathan/Peter, PG-13) How many pictures make something inevitable.

Unique Sins (Nathan/Peter, PG-13) New abilities, new flavours of wrong.

Breakfast (Matt/Bennet, PG-13) Coercion and Breakfast foods

Determination (Sylar/Hiro, PG-13) No one else would ever have followed him home.

While I Watch You (Peter/Bennet, NC-17) Peter indulges in some morally grey glasses wearing.

Penance (Claude/Nathan, PG-13) Claude finds him floating in the water

Devour (Peter/Claude, PG-13) Boredom, sleeping poodles and accidental purses

Holes (Gen, drabble, PG) Claire contemplates fabric, and superheroes

Hidden (Peter/Isaac, PG) Looking at it makes it real

Again (Peter/Mohinder, PG, drabble) A lack of questions

Strangers (Peter/Claude, PG, drabble) A ragged man in tattered clothes who's smiling like he owns the whole world

Motels (Gen, PG, drabble) Cleopatra is being conquered by a man dressed, again unconvincingly, like a Roman Legionnaire.

Self Control (Peter/Claude, PG-13) Lessons in self-control

Acceptable Alternatives (Matt/Isaac, NC-17) The advances are clearly designed to make the possession charges go away

Under The Skin (Nathan/Claude, NC-17) They both blame each other, and it's easier to fight

Needful Things (Nathan/Peter, R) Some things you can't help needing

Slow Surprises (Peter/Hiro, PG) Some things aren't about the end of the world

World Turned Upside Down (Nathan/Peter, NC-17) Peter works out how to put himself together again

Books (gen, PG, drabbles) Molly searches for something to read

Intentions (Peter/Mohinder, PG-13) Peter had fully intended to go

Only When You Push (Peter/Sylar, R) Sylar pushes, Peter pushes back

Changing Rooms (Matt/Ted, R) The changing rooms are much too small

Black (Peter/Sylar, R) Sylar learns new flavours of wrong

Black (Peter/Sylar, NC-17, blood, violence, necrophilia, non-con) Sylar accepts the spoils of war, and learns new flavours of wrong

Lessons (Peter/Claude, NC-17) Games are supposed to be fun.

Taste (Peter/Sylar, PG) He tastes like ice cream

Villainy (Nathan/Hiro, PG-13) Heroes and villains

Secrets (Peter/Matt, PG) There's a strange understanding when there are no secrets at all.

Undone (Bennet/Mohinder, R) Nothing lasts forever

Memory (Peter/Haitian, NC-17) He's supposed to be helping his control

Wordless (Peter/Isaac, R) Power corrupts

Lines (Peter/Mohinder, NC-17) Comment pornz

Locked Doors (Bennet/Zach, NC-17, in which Zach is three days shy of 18) moar comment pornz

Paid In Full (Sylar/Mohinder, NC-17) Even moar comment pornz

Divided (Gabriel/Sylar, NC-17) Yet moar comment pornz

What I Have Seen (Sylar, Mohinder, PG-13) "There's a painting I think you should look at"

Sweet (Niki/Claire/NC-17) Niki knows she shouldn't

Visitations (Bennet/Peter/Claude, NC-17) Bennet has late night visitors

Reflections (Matt/Sylar, PG-13) Reflections can be found everywhere

Water (Peter/Nathan, NC-17) "What are you doing in my shower?"

Welcome To Copy Kingdom (Bennet/Haitian, R) "The instructions are marked as 'clearly labelled' and yet they are not."

The Hard Choices (Sylar/Audrey, NC-17) How far had you fallen when you were dumping a serial killer's bodies for them?

Restraint (Jessica/Mohinder, PG-13) Fic Request

It Must Be The Company (Claude/Bennet, R) Fic Request

Conversations (Bennet/Nathan, PG-13) Fic Request

Accessories (Matt/Nathan, PG-13) Fic Request

Appreciation (Hiro/Kensei, R) Fic Request

Encouragement (Matt/Nathan, PG-13) Fic Request

Enthusiasm (CO Torchwood, Thompson/Ianto, PG-13) Fic Request

Skin (Peter/Sylar, PG-13) Fic Request

Division (Gabriel/Sylar, NC-17) Fic Request

The Fine Art of Restraint (Claude/Bennet, R) Bennet learns that unpredictability is good, Claude learns escapism

Replacements (Claude, Gen, PG, drabbles)

Tourists (CO Primeval, Nathan/Stephen, R)

Walls (Peter/Adam, PG-13) Peter can talk through walls.

Mirror, Mirror (Sylar/Gabriel, R) Peter gains a whole new perspective.

Pieces (Peter/Sylar, NC-17) Sylar puts things together, but the pieces don't always fit.

Do Not Adjust Your Set (CO Futurama, Nathan/Fry, PG-13) Planet Express delivers to the Petrelli corporation...

In Which It Rains (Claude/Bennet, PG) Claude is wet, Bennet is not, and then he is.

Changes (Peter/Gabriel, PG-13) Gabriel is working, Peter has intentions

Spaces (Peter/Adam, PG-13) There are no walls anymore

Repairs (Peter/Claude, PG-13) Peter Breaks

Arrangements (Sylar/Mohinder, PG-13) Invitations and Arrangements

Penetration (Claude/Bennet, R) Bullet holes, fingers and STD's

The Other Side (Claire/Elle, NC-17) Life isn't so bad on the side of good.

Impossible Things (Sylar/Peter, R) Impossible people can have impossible things

Ask Me No Questions (Sylar/Peter, NC-17) It's Sylar and not Elle, who tracks Peter down.

Losing Your Way 1/2 (Gen, R) "I want to think someone would come for me-" Peter shakes his head, one quick movement. "I need to think someone would come for me."

Losing Your Way 2/2 (Gen, R) Since the bathroom there's been no sign that Adam knows, or cares, where he is.

All The Time In The World (CO/Doctor Who, Ten/Sylar, PG-13) The Doctor goes for ice cream

Bargains (Mohinder/Sylar, PG-13) "Tell me that you want my help, mine, now that there's no one else. No one else who can do what I do."

Logistics Series

Logistics 1: Invisibility (Peter/Claude, NC-17) Investigations into invisibility

Logistics 2: Precognition (Peter/Isaac, NC-17) Visions of the future

Logistics 3: Strength (Niki/D.L. R) Strength and control

Logistics 4: Phasing (Peter/D.L. NC-17)

Logistics 5: Mind Reading (Matt/Ted, NC-17) Ted abruptly wants to know if Matt's listening to his thoughts.






Origin (Gen-PG) The care and feeding of ammonites

Remittal (Nick/Stephen-PG) A brief moment of quite inbetween monsters.

5 Times Dinosaurs Made Them Do It Doctor Who/Torchwood/Primeval/Firefly/SGA (Jack/Rose/Nine, Jack/Ianto, Nick/Stephen, Mal/everyone PG) Dinosaurs make them do it, and variations thereof.

Observations (Nick/Stephen-PG) Abby and Connor make a few observations, and discuss subtext

In Silence (Nick/Stephen-PG) Stephen considers all the things he doesn't say.

Lines in the Sand (Nick/Stephen-PG) Everyone draws the line in a different place

Emergency Procedures (Nick/Stephen, PG-13) Stephen accuses Nick of favouritism

Covert Operations (Nick/Stephen-PG) More investigation into the possibility of subtext

Adrenaline (Ryan/Connor, PG-13) Nearly getting eaten is stressful, Connor unwinds.

Room Service (Gen, Humour, PG-13) Monsters, showers and all sorts of inappropriateness

Pollination (Nick/Ryan, NC-17) Animals aren't the only things that are dangerous.

Evidence (Nick/Stephen-PG) Photographs coffee and surprises

Substitution (Ryan/Stephen, NC-17) Hotel rooms and substitutes

Tackling, Details and Rain (drabbles, PG)

Changes (Nick/Stephen, drabble, PG)

Morning (Nick/Stephen/Ryan, drabble, PG-13)

Open (Ryan/Lester, PG-13) Lester is closed, until he's not

Power (Ryan/Lester, R) Power is always a consideration

Secrets (Ryan/Lester, NC-17) Some secrets are more complicated than others

Lies (Ryan/Lester, NC-17) There are many ways to lie

Action Heroics (CO Stephen/Jack Harkness) Dinosaurs, always bringing people together

Rain (Nick/Stephen, NC-17) It's raining, which seems as good an excuse as any.

Confined (Nick/Stephen, R) Nick and Stephen work out new boundaries for their relationship.

Bladed, New Friends, Well, Herding and Meat (Gen, drabbles, PG) The dangers of prehistory

Enclosed Spaces (Ryan/Stephen, R) Tac vests and small spaces

Cretaceous (Helen/Claudia, PG-13) The cretaceous period is not a friendly place.

Job Descriptions (gen, drabbles, PG) Ryan's job description changes every day

Orders (Stephen/Ryan, PG-13) Bridge building....

Tourists (CO Heroes, Stephen/Nathan, R) There are dinosaurs in New York, Stephen is helpful

Requisitions (Ryan/Lester, NC-17) Ryan doesn't find Lester's office a relaxing place.

Apropos Of Nothing (Nick/Stephen, R) Nick irritated and in pain was a more or less predictable creature.

Anarchy (Nick/Stephen, PG-13) Stephen likes to think his disappearance would matter

Showers (Nick/Stephen/Ryan, R) Post mission showers, and an understanding

Three (Nick/Stephen/Connor, PG-13) It's definitely a bad idea to get drunk together

Straws (Ryan/Connor, PG-13) Ryan suspects the universe has been sharing out straws while he wasn't looking.

Weight (Ryan/Stephen, R) Stephen considers his position

Quiet (Nick/Ryan, PG-13) Everyone reacts differently to death

Fine Art (Ryan/Lester, PG-13) In which Ryan is inventive and determined, and Lester is impressed.

Meetings (Stephen/Lester, PG-13) "And you Mr Hart, do you do as you're told?"

Risks (Nick/Lester, PG-13) Nick and Lester evaluate risk vs reward

Rain (Nick/Connor, PG-13) They're going to be here all day.

Messages (Stephen/Ryan/Lester, PG-13) In which there are three phones.

Cold (Nick/Connor/Ryan, PG-13) Connor has never encountered this much skin before in his life

Armour (Ryan/Lester, R) Ryan doesn't want to be one of those people.

Wet (Ryan/Stephen, NC-17) Sometimes Ryan does what he's told

Armed (Ryan/Lester, PG-13) Misuse of military equipment

Vae Victus (Nick/Lester, R) Nick decides Lester has done enough talking.

Assistance (Nick/Connor, PG-13) comment fic


Cliche series

Birds (Nick/Stephen, drabble, PG) Enclosed Spaces Cliche

Blood (Nick/Stephen, drabble, PG) Wounded Cliche

Need (Nick/Stephen, drabble, PG) Angry Drunken Betrayal Cliche

Breaking (Nick/Stephen, drabble, PG) Seriously Wounded Cliche

Warmth (Nick/Stephen, drabble, PG) Bodyheat Cliche

Tease (Nick/Stephen, drabble, PG) Jealousy Cliche

Paired (Nick/Stephen, drabble, PG) Pretending to be Together Cliche

Samples (Nick/Stephen, drabble, PG) Sex Pollen Cliche

Forgotten (Nick/Stephen, drabble, PG) Amnesia Cliche

Easy (Nick/Stephen, drabble, PG) Drunken Kiss Cliche

Real (Nick/Stephen, drabble, PG) Sleeping Cliche

Played (Nick/Stephen, drabble, PG) Threesome Cliche






Hero Worship (CO/Die Hard, gen, PG) Dean meets his hero.

I'm Sitting In A Gambling Club Called The Lions Den (Gen, PG) Sam and Dean get paid to work for a change

We Lived Through A Lifetime And The Aftermath (Gen, PG) Is there anything that's too much to give.

I'll Never Tell (Gen, PG) Sam studies, Dean wanders off

You're Just A Child With A Temper (Gen, PG) He was just a child, with a temper

Pushed as Far As I Can Go (Sam/Dean PG-13) You can only hold things inside for so long

So Crawl Inside My Head With Me (Sam/Dean NC-17) Nothing is ever easy, except when it is

You're A Beautiful, Beautiful Fucked Up Man (Sam/Dean, NC-17) Dean's mouth smells like cheap lipstick and something that might be plums

I Should Have Been A Cowboy (gen, drabble, PG) He should have been a cowboy

The Day When Nobody Died (Gen, PG) No one dies, this is new and interesting

You Deserve Much Better Than Me (Sam/Dean, PG-13) He deserves better, he always deserves better

On Such a Breakable Thread (Gen, drabble, PG)

These Wounds They Will Not Heal (Gen, drabble, PG-13)

There's Nothing You Can Teach Me (Gen, PG) Bobby can't even have a drink in peace

Change of Plans (John/Andy, NC-17)

That's My Story And I'm Sticking To It (John/Andy, PG-13) John Winchester makes life complicated

All Of The Places and All Of The Faces (John/Andy, PG-13) Some people aren't what you expect them to be.

A Dreamer Of Dreams And A Travelling Man (John/Andy, PG-13) Andy is very confused, John isn't helpful

Sooner Or Later It Comes Down To Fate (Gen, PG-13) People make the most annoying assumptions

Now I'm Strong and I Won't Kneel (CO/Hercules, John/Hercules, NC-17) They're both used to sharing their space, even if the people that filled those spaces are long gone.

Magic Wand (Gen, PG) comment fic





Taste (Much/Robin-PG) Much does like to protest, loudly and often

Touch (Much/Robin, R) In the dark, with no one watching

Other People's Baths (Gen-PG) Marian's help is called upon yet again

Disguises (Robin/Marian-PG) "You want a what?" Marian asked, because she'd never had a man make that request of her before.

Show and Tell (Allan/Will-PG) Allan tells, and then shows.

Night Visitors (Allan/Will, R) It turned out his visitor was Will, as to what he wanted...

Discipline (Sheriff/Guy, NC-17) Demonstrations and discipline

Master of the House (Much/Robin, PG-13) Robin visits his house, theft is commited, apologies are made.

Wet (Much/Robin, NC-17) "Why am I always the one that has to lie on the straw."

In Wine, Truth (Much/Robin, NC-17) Wine, confessions, fears, angsty conversations, treeporn.

Kisses (Allan/Will-PG) Naive Will is all sorts of prettiness, Allan is always Allan though.

Bread (Much/Robin-PG) Food, wrestling and kissing

Splinters (Gen-PG) Sometimes being an outlaw is less than heroic

A World Away (Much/Robin, PG-13) What do you do when all the rules change.

Wait (Allan/Will-PG) Allan and Will are locked in a cell

Bright (Much/Robin-PG) Sunlight and differences

Stories (Allan/Will, PG) Allan is annoying, then naughty, Will is annoyed

A Taste of Nothing (Much/Robin, PG) Much says stop

Buckles (Allan/Guy, PG-13) Allan muses on his new clothes, Gisborne is Gisborne.

For You (Marian/Allan, R) Marian has questions, and intentions.

Words (Much/Robin, PG) Much needs to hear it

Owned (Allan/Guy, PG-13) Gisborne know how to stake a claim.

Tell Me (Allan/Will, PG) Will doesn't do it on purpose.

Paid Debts (Robin/Carter, PG-13) Robin and Carter come to some arrangements

Lost (Allan/Will, PG-13) Allan has had enough, Will is lost






Following The Evidence  (Chuck/Casey, PG-13) Ellie comes to some conclusions

Wires  (Chuck/Casey, PG-13) Chuck is confused

Running  (Chuck/Casey, R) comment fic

Russian Words,  (Chuck/Casey, PG-13) Chuck is having language problems










Traditions Buffy (Giles/Ethan, R) Some traditions you can't break no matter how hard you try.

Cold Buffy (Buffy/Faith, PG-13) Everything is cold

Beverages Hitchiker's Guide (Arthur/Ford, PG) Ford gets tangled in his own analogy, Arthur gets upset

Familiarity Hex (Azazeal/Jez, NC-17) I'm not going to pretend this is anything other than shameless, shameless filth...

Changes HP (Draco/Bill, NC-17) I was asked for Draco/Bill Weasley (who needed to be a vampire.) Which they haven't actually given us a good look at in HP-verse...meh artistic licence.

Unnatural Fetishes HP (Lucius/Fenrir, R) Biting and spite

Inappropriate Socks Ugly Betty (Daniel/Marc-PG) There are socks, and then inappropriate-ness

Mixing Drinks  Ugly Betty (Daniel/Marc, PG-13) Alcohol, high fashion and conversation

Mixing Drinks (AE) Ugly Betty (Daniel/Marc, NC-17) Alcohol, high fashion, conversation and inappropriate-ness

Lunch Grey's Anatomy (George/Alex, PG) Sharing and inappropriate comments

Exit Strategies Ugly Betty (Daniel/Marc-PG) Marc always has an exit strategy

Oil and Bears Rome (Vorenus/Pullo, NC-17) Cover two Romans in oil, let steam for five minutes...

Birth Ugly Betty (Gen, PG) Pregnancy is beautiful...or not.

Talk Ugly Betty (Gen, PG) Amanda likes to talk

Decor Ugly Betty (Gen, PG) Daniel doesn't quite get it.

How You Burn Ghostrider (Johnny/Blackheart, PG-13) Fire and generosity

Chocolate Sprinkles Dead Like Me (Roxy/Daisy, PG) Chocolate and surprises

Peanuts Xena (Cupid/Strife, R)

Return to Sender The Lost Room (Joe, Weasel, PG, drabble)

Forty Four Years The Lost Room (Joe/Eddie, PG-13, drabble)

Digital Moonlight (Mick, Beth, gen, PG, drabble)

The Theory of Recklessness Tin Man (Cain/Glitch, PG) Glitch explains the theory of recklessness

No Better Hands Tin Man (Cain/Glitch, PG-13) Glitch saves Cain from hypothermia

In The Dark Tin Man (Cain/Glitch, PG-13) It happens in the dark

Nightmares Tin Man (Cain/Glitch, PG-13) Darkness can be shared

Progress Psych (Shawn/Lassiter, PG-13) The first time was an accident

Beware of Bottles Moonlight (Mick/Josef, NC-17) There were health supplements and now the room smells like France and Mick is a zebra

Clover Tin Man (Cain/Glitch, PG) comment fic

Hair, Mighty Boosh, (Gen, PG) Vince has a new hairstyle

Personality Crisis, Misc, (T-1000/Wolverine, PG-13) comment fic

Crossover Conversation Ficlets, being human, btvs, doctor who, firefly, heroes, hex, house, life on mars, numbers, primeval, robin hood, sga, supernatural, the sarah connor chronicles, torchwood, ugly betty (various, PG-13) Crossover conversation ficlets.

Maketh The Man Reaper (gen, PG-13) "Are you wearing your dad's clothes?" Sock picks at the material. "This troubles me."

Dream A Little Dream Reaper (Sam/Andi, Sam/Devil, PG-13) Someone has replaced the Work Bench's floor with mirrors. It's like walking between two parallel universes.