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@ 2008-02-14 09:31:00
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Entry tags:comment!fic, crossovers, fic, fic: adult, have gone mad, people are awesome!, primeval, prompt me!, torchwood

Happy Birthday Fred!
It's [info]fredbassett's birthday! Happy Birthday Fred! I was going to write something for you but I thought you might appreciate the chance to demand comment ficlets of a dubious nature more. So if you want anything for your birthday, anything at all! Give me a pairing, a prompt, a kink or just an exotic fruit and I will make fic for you!

And if anyone else thinks Fred might like something you're free to make suggestions/contribute to the insanity too! (current amusements appear to be puppets, strange fruit,  tac vests, restraints, gun!porn and Captain Black)



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[info]munchkinofdoom
2008-02-14 09:56 am UTC (link)
*evil cackle*

And Nox now has a threesome (plus voyeur) primordial sex! pollen fic looking for a home!


I love birthdays...

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[info]entangled_now
2008-02-14 10:00 am UTC (link)
Nox now has a threesome (plus voyeur) primordial sex! pollen fic looking for a home!

It's sad when fic is homeless! Bring it close and I will feed it marshmallows and let the puppets interfere with it!

Birthdays are fun! :D

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[info]munchkinofdoom
2008-02-14 10:02 am UTC (link)
We're knocking on fred's lj, trying to wake her up. Fancy being busy on her birthday! *veg*

I have just had an idea for an evil manip...

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[info]entangled_now
2008-02-14 10:04 am UTC (link)
I know it's scandalous that she doesn't have time for inappropriate puppets and sex!pollen yet :O

Ooooh, make the evil manip! I'm all for encouraging evil!

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(no subject) - [info]fredbassett, 2008-02-14 10:29 am UTC (Expand)
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[info]noxnoctisanima
2008-02-14 10:10 am UTC (link)
Yeah, she's quite unhelpfuly still offline...and i've finished #10 got another prompt for me?

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(no subject) - [info]entangled_now, 2008-02-14 10:14 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]fredbassett, 2008-02-14 10:26 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]noxnoctisanima, 2008-02-14 10:27 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]fredbassett, 2008-02-14 10:38 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]entangled_now, 2008-02-14 10:40 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]entangled_now, 2008-02-14 10:32 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]fredbassett, 2008-02-14 10:27 am UTC (Expand)
Captain Ryan/Captain Black!!! - [info]entangled_now, 2008-02-14 11:07 am UTC (Expand)
Re: Captain Ryan/Captain Black!!! - [info]noxnoctisanima, 2008-02-14 11:12 am UTC (Expand)
Re: Captain Ryan/Captain Black!!! - [info]entangled_now, 2008-02-14 11:15 am UTC (Expand)
Re: Captain Ryan/Captain Black!!! - [info]noxnoctisanima, 2008-02-14 11:23 am UTC (Expand)
Re: Captain Ryan/Captain Black!!! - [info]entangled_now, 2008-02-14 11:25 am UTC (Expand)
Re: Captain Ryan/Captain Black!!! - [info]munchkinofdoom, 2008-02-14 11:54 am UTC (Expand)
Re: Captain Ryan/Captain Black!!! - [info]entangled_now, 2008-02-14 12:02 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: Captain Ryan/Captain Black!!! - [info]munchkinofdoom, 2008-02-14 12:12 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: Captain Ryan/Captain Black!!! - [info]entangled_now, 2008-02-14 12:37 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: Captain Ryan/Captain Black!!! - [info]fredbassett, 2008-02-14 01:05 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: Captain Ryan/Captain Black!!! - [info]entangled_now, 2008-02-14 01:29 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: Captain Ryan/Captain Black!!! - [info]fredbassett, 2008-02-14 01:47 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: Captain Ryan/Captain Black!!! - [info]entangled_now, 2008-02-14 01:56 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: Captain Ryan/Captain Black!!! - [info]fredbassett, 2008-02-14 02:02 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: Captain Ryan/Captain Black!!! - [info]entangled_now, 2008-02-14 02:05 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: Captain Ryan/Captain Black!!! - [info]fredbassett, 2008-02-14 02:14 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: Captain Ryan/Captain Black!!! - [info]entangled_now, 2008-02-14 02:18 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: Captain Ryan/Captain Black!!! - [info]entangled_now, 2008-02-14 03:33 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: Captain Ryan/Captain Black!!! - [info]fredbassett, 2008-02-14 03:49 pm UTC (Expand)
Stephen/Ryan rimming!fic - [info]entangled_now, 2008-02-14 01:25 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: Stephen/Ryan rimming!fic - [info]fredbassett, 2008-02-14 01:51 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: Stephen/Ryan rimming!fic - [info]entangled_now, 2008-02-14 01:59 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]fredbassett
2008-02-14 10:27 am UTC (link)
Here I am, the party is ON!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(no subject) - [info]munchkinofdoom, 2008-02-14 10:42 am UTC (Expand)

[info]will_allan_otp
2008-02-14 10:36 am UTC (link)
Will/Allan...pretty pleaase!!

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[info]noxnoctisanima
2008-02-14 10:43 am UTC (link)
What fandom? I don't recognise them...

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[info]entangled_now
2008-02-14 10:45 am UTC (link)
That's Robin Hood, Will Scarlet and Allan a Dale :)

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[info]noxnoctisanima
2008-02-14 10:48 am UTC (link)
I'm very sad i never watched Robin Hood, but it's a bit late now without buying the entire series.

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(no subject) - [info]entangled_now, 2008-02-14 10:56 am UTC (Expand)

[info]entangled_now
2008-02-14 10:45 am UTC (link)
I shall definitely write some Will/Allan at some point! I don't think Fred watches Robin Hood but I shall work on a ficlet if I get the chance today.

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[info]entangled_now
2008-02-14 11:32 am UTC (link)
Here you go :D Will/Allan


Will didn't stumble when Allan tugged him aside along the route. He did give him a dirty look though, because pulling people about like cattle was not a way to make friends.

"Allan!" Edged against a tree just off what passed for a track way.

"You're driving me insane," Allan said quietly, mostly grumbled under his breath and Will was honestly lost.

"What? Why?"

Allan shifted, bracketed him against the tree with his arms. His back was now pressed into the bark, but Allan didn't look angry, not angry enough that it would have meant a scuffle at least. There was something tense about him though, something half wild under all that watchful.

He was watching Will swallow, nostrils flaring just a little and Will knew that look, though he'd never considered it friendly nor welcome. He was more than a little surprised to see it on Allan's face.

"What?" He asked, straightening a little. Allan's head turned, glanced up the road. Will sighed, made to move away. Allan's hand stopped him, wound round his wrist. He stopped, sighed, leant back again.

"Allan-" Sharp press of lips, warm and hard and nothing like Will had been expecting, Allan pulled away just as fast, and oh....

Allan was not half as good at hiding his expression as he thought he was.

A catch of eyes, long enough that Will thought he must need to say something, to say that it was ok, that he could. That he wanted him to.

But Allan swore, drifted back in, and this time his mouth was edged open, carefully, warily, like he might protest if Allan pushed too hard.

Will twisted his head sideways.

"You don't have to be careful," he said softly. "I'm not a girl." There was a rumble of laughter from Allan, hard enough to that he felt the warmth of his exhale.

Then Allan took hold of his waist, pulled him back, pulled him in.

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[info]noxnoctisanima
2008-02-14 11:39 am UTC (link)
Ok don't know this fandom but damn! *Licks both of them*

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[info]harem_ent
2008-02-14 12:53 pm UTC (link)
I don't reall know Fred, but I'll say HAPPY B'DAY anyway, ad request on their behalf that you should do more Captain Scarlet stuff. (Captain Blue should be involved, cos he was always so pretty and we all know he was in love with Scarlet.)

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[info]entangled_now
2008-02-14 12:55 pm UTC (link)
I suspect Fred probably would like Captain Scarlet/Captain Blue (inappropriate puppets are a sad neglected genre!) Oh poor Captain Blue, always left behind, never let in on the very dangerous missions, left at home to pine Scarlet and the love that he never ever shared *cries for the unrequited love of it all*

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[info]harem_ent
2008-02-18 05:16 pm UTC (link)
*pats* This is why we have fanfiction! To bring a smile to Captain Blue's charming and manly face.

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[info]fredbassett
2008-02-14 01:49 pm UTC (link)
Thanks, hon, and yes, poor Captain Blue deserves some fun too!

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[info]harem_ent
2008-02-18 05:14 pm UTC (link)
He does indeed. He's far too pretty and colour-coded to be left out of the love-fest.

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(no subject) - [info]entangled_now, 2008-02-18 05:16 pm UTC (Expand)
Captain Ryan/Captain Black, OMG puppets!!
[info]entangled_now
2008-02-14 02:13 pm UTC (link)
Ryan takes stock of his situation.

He's missing his weapons, equipment, radio and most of his clothes and he seems to be in some sort of underground lair.

Did people actually have underground lairs?

Outside of action movies and The Phantom Of The Opera?

Also, he's apparently been captured by a puppet.

An actual puppet, made of wood, and controlled by...what appear to be strings. They disappear into the ceiling like some sort of bad nightmare puppet theatre.

He even has puppet stubble! Who the hell gives a puppet stubble, that's just wrong!

"Captain Ryan I presume."

Oh my god, the puppet apparently also talks!

"I am Captain Black and I will have you in my terrible bondage!"

The man-puppet-thing? Flails in a way that's very, very disturbing.

Ryan gets smacked in the face with a little wooden hand, which really fucking hurts.

"Ow! For the love of-"

He tries to slide out of...flailing distance but only gets so far before he's pulled up short by his own arm

Which has gotten tangled up in Captain Black's strings, suggesting the mad flailing had been some sort of ruse.

Can puppets have ruses?

Why couldn't Ryan have had a nice dinosaur try and eat him instead. He knew where he stood with dinosaurs!

He kicks out with a boot, which smacks into Captain Black's little wooden chest and doesn't move him an inch. Which is screwed up because he's tiny!

"I'm indestructable!"

"You're made of wood," Ryan points out and gives another jerk on the strings, making Captain Black jiggle about. "Really hard wood."

One of Captain Black's little arms flies up.

The string's like fishing line, Ryan's going to end up with no circulation in his wrist if he keeps it up.

"Look it wouldn't work, you're a puppet and I'm-." he stops.

There's a little wooden hand caressing his thigh.

Ryan has never been quite this disturbed in his entire life.

"Ok that's just wrong," Ryan shifts his thigh out of reach.

"You are entirely in my power now Captain Ryan!"

Captain Black tries to drag his leg back, but his little puppet hands don't appear to bend.

"Entirely mine, to do with as I wish."

He's still failing to get a grip on anything so he settles for flailing his way closer and everything is suddenly disturbingly wooden.

Ryan's about to be molested by a puppet and he's never going to live it down!

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Re: Captain Ryan/Captain Black, OMG puppets!!
[info]deinonychus_1
2008-02-14 02:46 pm UTC (link)
can't breathe... laughing too much... OMG that was hysterical... can't breathe... *dead*.

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Re: Captain Ryan/Captain Black, OMG puppets!!
[info]entangled_now
2008-02-14 02:54 pm UTC (link)
Lol! I spread inappropriate puppets everywhere. [info]munchkinofdoom thought Fred would like a little Ryan/Captain Black puppet non-con, and she did! :)

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Captain Ryan/Stephen Hart
[info]entangled_now
2008-02-14 02:14 pm UTC (link)
The water's a shade off of hot, pouring in an insistent fall across the back of Ryan's head, and his face every time Stephen pushes him into the wall. Harder on every breath, his fingers won't stop moving, sliding down Ryan's back, dropping to catch his shifting thighs and then back up to dig in what they can reach of his hair.

"Turn around," Stephen says against his mouth.

"Are you going to fuck me?" Quick kiss that's more water than mouth.

"Eventually, turn around."

Ryan grunts but complies, swiveling in the water, tipping his head down so it doesn't drown him.

"Put your hands on the wall," Stephen hisses in his ear, and there's a heaviness in his voice, a determination flavoured with deviousness.

It's the kind of voice that can get people in fucking trouble, but Ryan lays his hands on the wet tiles, dips his head.

Stephen's mouth slides open on the back of his neck, tongue and teeth where throat meets shoulders.

There are hands on his waist, tilting his hips back, plastering him against Stephen's slippery stomach and the slide and press of his cock.

Fingernails catch on skin and Stephen eases back.

"Stay where you are," he says, face sliding against the wet skin of Ryan's back, and then he drops to his knees.

Ryan hears him hit the floor, and he leans forward far enough to press his forehead against the tiles.

Hands slide up his thighs, wet and insistent and then pushing just a little.

Ryan swears and shifts his thighs apart, slides his hands higher, over muscle that twitches at his touch, spreading, thumbs sliding between, and the water curves all the way down his spine.

Stephen doesn't start gentle, one long slide of tongue across his hole, hard enough to make Ryan press his teeth together and groan, then again one long determined wet slide.

Fingers dig into his arse, all sharp nails and demand and it's an added sensation that manages to make everything sharper and more pointed.

"Christ!" Ryan lays his face on the wall and concentrates on the cold seeping into his face, while Stephen digs in with his thumbs, spreads him obscenely wide, and the slide of tongue becomes a push, quick and wet and fucking obscene.

Ryan groans into the wall, and he thinks nothing, fucking nothing, of the shameless way he tilts his hips, pushes back.

Like Stephen needs the encouragement.

Because he's good at this, really, really good at this, and if Ryan starts demanding he won't fucking stop he'll just babble like a madman and everything will be-

Jesus fucking christ! Stephen has slid a thumb inside him as well, one quick slippery push and then out again. Flare of sensation inside and then out. It's an awkward, dirty, really, really fucking good way to work him open and Ryan doesn't dare touch his own cock.

Because no way on this earth could he not come if he did that.

Edited at 2008-02-14 02:14 pm UTC

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Re: Captain Ryan/Stephen Hart
[info]deinonychus_1
2008-02-14 02:47 pm UTC (link)
Guh.

*has been rendered incoherent by hotness*

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Re: Captain Ryan/Stephen Hart
[info]entangled_now
2008-02-14 02:54 pm UTC (link)
Why thank you :D

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Nick/Lester
[info]entangled_now
2008-02-14 03:31 pm UTC (link)
It's easy enough to drag Lester's tie out from the collar of his shirt, the entire length of it, while he complains vocally into the glass surface of his own desk.

"If you think-"

Nick finds his mouth with unerring accuracy, catching it halfway through a word and filling it full of folded silk.

"You," Nick says in a careful but determined tone of voice "Do not get to talk."

He folds the edges of Lester expensive tie together and pulls it tight at the back of his head. Lester makes an irate, muffled noise through rapidly dampening material.

"You've done more than enough talking today." Nick strips his jacket halfway down his arms and then fists a hand in the fabric, leaving Lester pressed against the desk, trying to free his own elbows." You've mocked me, berated me, questioned my methods in front of my team."

Lester makes a complicated noise through the material which is quite clearly the better part of all the vowels in 'yes, well your team is nothing to write home about.'

He just doesn't ever stop.

"I'm starting to get the feeling you weren't smacked enough as a child," Nick says conversationally. Which gets him something long, complicated and definitely insulting.

"Perhaps I should remedy that?"

Lester goes very still, and then manages something which sounds incredibly close to 'don't you fucking dare'

Which really...is the wrong tactic, and someone who actually went to school would know that.

Nick drags Lester's shirt out of his trousers in one sharp movement and it's warm in his hands, easy to shift up smooth, twitching skin. The belt practically falls open and the trousers are far, far too easy to slide over Lester hips.

There's another snarl of words and vitriol and a movement backwards which is easy enough to stop with a lean and a push.

Lester's boxer shorts and silk, slippery, smooth as skin.

"Exactly how expensive are these anyway," Nick flicks the waistband twice, makes an interested noise...and then rips them straight up the back.

Lester sucks air through his nose in a way which isn't quite the indignant outrage he was probably going for. It finishes in something soft and breathless and then there's the thump of flesh hitting the table.

Lester spits something filthy through his own tie.

Which makes it surprisingly easy.

Nick brings his hand round sharply and smacks him on the arse. It's not a gentle blow.

Lester exhales through his nose, makes a noise that's shocked and furious, but Nick doesn't let him get his breath back to work on another muffled insult. He shoves the trailing edge of his shirt to one side and hits him again with the flat of his hand.

It makes a furious smack and judging by the way Lester's head hits the table his aim is just about right.

There's a garbled completely unintelligible noise through wet material, but it's not an insult. Nick doesn't think Lester meant it because he's grumbling to himself through the material jammed in his teeth.

Nick's so busy trying to work out what it is that by the time he realises he hasn't moved his hand it's already sliding across warm, reddened skin.

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