I stole a meme from indyhat because it sounded like fun

Give me (at least) two characters from different fandoms that you know I'm familiar with and I'll give you a dialogue happening between the two of them. Without justifying how the crossover would work, how their worlds clashed, or how they could even meet each other. Just a silly crossover conversation with no backstory, for fun.

Tags: being human, comment!fic, crack, crossovers, doctor who, fandom surprise, fic, firefly, heroes, house, life on mars, meme, numbers, people are awesome!, prompt me!, robin hood, sga, supernatural, the sarah connor chronicles, torchwood, ugly betty

I'm waiting for various delivery type people today. But I'm in the mood to be random and adventurous so I'm taking prompts for comment!fic. If anyone would like one then throw me a pairing and a prompt/line/theme/kink and I will attempt to make fic out of it. Prompting is now finished since I am disappearing in a little while. I will have the prompts I don't get to up tomorrow, or Wednesday :P

My fandoms are Heroes, Torchwood, Doctor Who, Numbers, Supernatural, House, BTVS, Tin Man, Robin Hood, Primeval, Chuck, Psych, Moonlight, Life on Mars, Firefly, Hex, Being Human, SG and SGA (up to season 3)  In fact pretty much anything I've ever mentioned watching....

Tags: being human, chuck, combat kink, comment!fic, crack, crossovers, doctor who, fandom surprise, fic, fic: adult, firefly, have gone mad, heroes, numbers, people are awesome!, primeval, prompt me!, sga, supernatural, tin man, torchwood, yay threesomes!

It's fredbassett's birthday! Happy Birthday Fred! I was going to write something for you but I thought you might appreciate the chance to demand comment ficlets of a dubious nature more. So if you want anything for your birthday, anything at all! Give me a pairing, a prompt, a kink or just an exotic fruit and I will make fic for you!

And if anyone else thinks Fred might like something you're free to make suggestions/contribute to the insanity too! (current amusements appear to be puppets, strange fruit,  tac vests, restraints, gun!porn and Captain Black)

Tags: comment!fic, crossovers, fic, fic: adult, have gone mad, people are awesome!, primeval, prompt me!, torchwood