I was randomly browsing my DVD's last night and got into conversation about those moments in movies that you're fairly certain aren't supposed to be funny, but kind of are. The ones you can't watch without laughing through. So I made a list of the ones that stuck out most. And voila! My Top Ten Unintentionally hilarious movie moments....

Tags: amused, crack, movies, n-f

I stole a meme from indyhat because it sounded like fun

Give me (at least) two characters from different fandoms that you know I'm familiar with and I'll give you a dialogue happening between the two of them. Without justifying how the crossover would work, how their worlds clashed, or how they could even meet each other. Just a silly crossover conversation with no backstory, for fun.

Tags: being human, comment!fic, crack, crossovers, doctor who, fandom surprise, fic, firefly, heroes, house, life on mars, meme, numbers, people are awesome!, prompt me!, robin hood, sga, supernatural, the sarah connor chronicles, torchwood, ugly betty

I'm waiting for various delivery type people today. But I'm in the mood to be random and adventurous so I'm taking prompts for comment!fic. If anyone would like one then throw me a pairing and a prompt/line/theme/kink and I will attempt to make fic out of it. Prompting is now finished since I am disappearing in a little while. I will have the prompts I don't get to up tomorrow, or Wednesday :P

My fandoms are Heroes, Torchwood, Doctor Who, Numbers, Supernatural, House, BTVS, Tin Man, Robin Hood, Primeval, Chuck, Psych, Moonlight, Life on Mars, Firefly, Hex, Being Human, SG and SGA (up to season 3)  In fact pretty much anything I've ever mentioned watching....

Tags: being human, chuck, combat kink, comment!fic, crack, crossovers, doctor who, fandom surprise, fic, fic: adult, firefly, have gone mad, heroes, numbers, people are awesome!, primeval, prompt me!, sga, supernatural, tin man, torchwood, yay threesomes!

Tags: amused, crack, n-f, pics, pretty, primeval, review, tv

Behold the picspam of random, which contains the insanity requested by members of my lovely flist. Magic eye pictures, scary high places, ten best holiday destinations, optical illusions, humourous signs, delicious cakes, the 1967 chevy impala, my favourite chocolates, dinosaurs and an exploding pig's head. All the people requested will go in the people picspam when I make that one...I couldn't fit the people in too or it would have broke the internet.

Tags: crack, have gone mad, n-f, pics, picspam, pretty

I want some converse trainers, I've decided, and I haven't the faintest idea which colour to get them in. I'm hovering somewhere between red and green...or blue...or this weird metallic colour that will look like an android bled to death on my feet.  I should probably decide quickly before the rain comes back and the country floats away because all-weather shoes they aren't.

I am still failing at writing anything longer than 3,000 words. My brain gets to about that much and goes 'and then...nothing happened, the end.' I hate my brain... Because now the computer is full of stuff which I'd really like to be longer, and it's all bloody laughing at me! So now I seem to be producing an interesting random-ness of mini-ficlets and drabbles...though this helps my newvarietypack100 table quite a lot.

I completely forgot to ask if anyone had seen Empathy...it's a bit late now but I did...I thought it was quite good but.... ETA: Six new species have been found in the Congo including a bat and some frogs.......why is it never Lizard People? You'd think the Congo could cough up a few tribes of Lizard People...or creatures evolved from some sort of frog species that lives in those sink holes in the forest.   Or maybe creatures evolved from bats, or shapeshifting snakes that can disguise themselves as human and sneak into villages to swallow children? Is it wrong that I'm disappointed by frogs?

Tags: crack, n-f, rambling, tv, writing
Current Mood: dorky

Title:  Biology Lessons
Author: Corona
Fandom: Torchwood
Rating: PG-13
Pairing:  Jack/Ianto
Warnings: Death, zombies, shouting, crack...
Disclaimer: In no way mine or anything to do with me. I own nothing.
Summary: Ianto dies, only he doesn't, Jack's amused, Owen's confused.

Tags: crack, fic, torchwood

Title: You're Just A Child With A Temper. (Prompt #16)
Author: Corona
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG
Word Count: 243
Disclaimer: In no way mine or anything to do with me. I own nothing.
Summary: He was just a child, with a temper
Spoilers: None
AN: Written for set2music 

Tags: crack, fic, supernatural

Things I have learned since yesterday...

1) Aluminium is gay...Frankie Boyle says so
2) Adam Hill is officially awesome, and also creepy and sexy
3) Sam and Dean Winchester are, apparently, causing global warming
4) That it was possible for a House episode to have more gay subtext than last weeks
5)  Lipstick is going to lead me to some sort of obscene sticky end
6) That John Winchester totally would!
7) That tables are bad, and I was totally lying yesterday, I checked, it's 100, 50, 30, 10...I'm going to table hell
9) My Heroes 'most likely' lists are surprisingly entertaining dinner conversation...even if the peas tend to end up all over the floor.
10) To make sure I have set the tape on the right bloody channel! No musical episode of Scrubs for me...I am made of fail.
11) That  'it was a crime of passion' is not an acceptable excuse...nor is 'the dog's eating it anyway.'
12) Real dinosaurs probably don't float, and also they wouldn't be half as cool in the bath

Tags: crack, lipstick, n-f, rambling, tv
Current Mood: amused

Before I grumble about writing I must ask. What is it about older brothers that every six months or so they have to go and have the most ridiculous haircut known to man? There's a sort of reverse mullet thing going on at the minute...you could rear chicks in it!

Will someone please take the Tables away...for the love of all that's good and shiny in this world take the Tables away before the prompts start chasing me in my sleep singing me twisted and terrifying songs while brandishing a variety of themed objects...either that or give me a creative dictionary with lots of awesome words so I can stop filling the room with balled up paper.

My Random Title Generator Fic is very nearly finished. It looks like it wants to be about 2,500 to 3,000 words. This is quite epic for me at the minute. Since all my Epic!muses appear to have vanished, and they appear to have taken my crack!muses with them...which is annoying since I've been told I must write 'SGA The Musical' ...yeah, like I'm going to accomplish that without a crack!muse.

I have managed to convince kohl_rimmed_eye that dead aliens go to Polaris World. Though none of them want to play golf with Jack Nicolas...maybe tomorrow Jack...

Tags: crack, have gone mad, n-f, rambling, writing
Current Mood: tired

Due to overwhelming agreement that I should, from all you lovely people. I present the Doctor Who: Blink Parody Picspam of Love, because it was an awesome episode even with bare minimum amounts of Doctor, and picspams are always fun. Contains spoilers for the episode, gratuitous use of the strikethrough and lots of Sally caps. Oh and this is picture heavy so really, really not recommended for dial-up.

Tags: crack, doctor who, n-f, pics, picspam, sci-fi, tv
Current Mood: exhausted

The Heroes Slash Manual made by fantasticpants is absolutely made of awesome. It contains spoilers for the whole series and pictures...lots of pictures.  Also, traumatic hairstyles of the past and Pomeranians.

Tags: crack, heroes, n-f, rec

I've been catching up on my rental DVD's before the end of the monthly changeover and spent Monday night watching The Covenant. You know that one that's basically The Craft with boys. It occurred to me that I've never done a movie review/picspam and this was the perfect opportunity since this is a film with a considerable amount of hot but a cast that couldn't act their way out of a wendy house! So I compiled one to amuse myself.

If you don't want to be spoiled then don't click, post contains spiders, and nudity, it is also picture heavy and not recommended for dial-up.

Tags: crack, movies, n-f, pics, picspam, pretty