I leave the computer for five minutes and when I come back there is literally no ink in the printer!! No ink for printing-ness! And I know why as well, someone has been printing out steam trains!! *angry flail*

*eyes stack of five packs of paper* That's just sods law isn't it.

I have no choice but to accept that the universe doesn't currently want me to write....

Tags: headdesk, made of fail, n-f, sulky bollocks, technology hates me

I sort of suggested I might attempt to write something fluffy for Christmas, something fluffy of a Christmas type nature. A genre I suspect involves puppies and kittens and poetry, possibly also some frolicking, declarations of love and heart shaped candy...or so I've been told.

I sat here staring at the animated snow falling across my browser for about twenty minutes before it occurred to me that I appear to be incapable of this. Fluff is beyond my capabilities, it's literally brought my brain to a shuddering, crashing, bewildered halt. I admit defeat...

So I'm writing about snow instead, it's cold and someone is nearly dead but it's snow, and fluffy, it'll do.

Tags: made of fail, n-f, sulky bollocks, writing

Random lunchtime rant...

Tags: angry with rage!, made of fail, n-f, rant, wtf!!
Current Mood: annoyed

I won things in the heroes_slash fanfiction awards....which I am incredibly pleased about because the competition was harsh! Yay! And a massive thank you to voting peoples...

Concerning House....people watched last night's House yes, yes...ok, just in case you didn't I'll put it under a cut! Also, I fail at managing Friday porn thus far...I promised fredbassett I would make a stab at Friday!porn and no one wants to play, and I have been distracted by Cornettos and yes I know you're not really allowed to have ice cream for breakfast but *points up* I won stuff so I'm indulging. Still, there's some Friday left...there's still hope!

Tags: heroes, house, made of fail, made of win, misc, people are awesome!, writing
Current Mood: ecstatic

The wasps are back...I can hear them buzzing inside the vent again.  This time they're probably holding a grudge...after all I did massacre their nest and send them fleeing for their lives last time. There may be a certain amount of pent up wasp-fury that they wish to subject me to.

I've taped the vent up again just to be sure....And collected my weapons of war...

Tags: made of fail, n-f, pics, rambling, real life moment
Current Mood: aggravated